Everything below this text is awesome.

Samurai.

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burnthestatic:

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brittneyaguilar:

Agreed<3

I just sound like I’m whining. I don’t believe you.

Didn’t sound like whining to me. I also have a voicemail of when we played gmod deathmatch for 24 hours. You were pretty tired in that and your voice was hella deeper than usual.

WHAT

Cody’s voice deeper than it already is?  Holyfuckwhat I wanna hear that.

I’m just an asshole when I’m tired, so I’m pretty sure all pretense of sexiness went LOLNOPE out the window.

icantbelieveitsalawblog:

Tattoo of Leviticus 18:22 forbidding homosexuality: $200
Not knowing that Leviticus 19:28 forbids tattoos: Priceless

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nintendoblog:

Wii U Price, Release Date, Details & Features Exposed by Ubisoft Developer?

A developer claiming to be working for Ubisoft has spilled the beans and posted a load of Wii U details:

• Wii U supports DirectX 11 and is already running Unreal Engine 4
• Wii U will support two touch-screen controllers
• The console has 2GB or RAM, 560MB dedicated to the OS
• The launch date will be 23 November
• Launch price hasn’t been decided but will be between $350 – $450
• Rayman Legends, The Avengers, Assassin’s Creed 3, Just Dance 4 are all on Ubisoft’s Wii U schedule, with Killer Freaks from Outer Space set to arrive weeks after launch.
• There are currently multiple versions of the console with developers
• Graphics are powered by the Radeon HD 6770 chipset
• Assassin’s Creed 3 will run at 60fps at 1080p, compared to 720p on PS3 and Xbox 360
• Wii U will come with pre-installed software
• Crytek, EA and Valve are all working on Wii U
• Valve are working on a digital distribution platform and Portal ports
• Wii U will support achievements
• Wii U’s UI will be customisable
• The new button has some link to the Wii Vitality Sensor
• The trigger buttons won’t be analogue

This actually all seems to be believable but we have to wait for E3 to be certain. Either way my body is not ready for E3!

Wii U supports DirectX 11 and is already running Unreal Engine 4
The console has 2GB or RAM, 560MB dedicated to the OS
Graphics are powered by the Radeon HD 6770 chipset

That doesn’t sound like it’s gonna be buggy as fuck nope sir nope no how. 

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did-you-kno:

Source

whoa…

Kickass Kid of the Day: As 9-year-old Josef Miles and his mother walked around Kansas’ Washburn University campus last weekend, he noticed a group of Westboro Baptist Church members picketing as people headed to graduation ceremonies.

Josef asked mom if he could create his own sign, and promptly staged a one-man protest. His sign, written in pencil on a tiny sketchpad, read simply, “God Hates No One.”

[augustachronicle]

But that’s false.  God clearly states that he hates homosexuals.  Leviticus:18:22 and Romans 1:26-27

God hates a lot of people.  Remember why he flooded the entire world?  Because he hated what it had become.

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wearesleepless:

9gag:

You will be remembered

Oh, yes. Pure entertainment…

Every.

Episode.

Was.

The.

Same.

Guy: “Dr. House!  This patient is dying!”
House: “I’m going to inject him with heroin.”
Guy: “No House that will kill him!  Your methods are ridiculous!  Get out of here!”

-later-

Guy: “Dr. House!  We don’t know what else to do!”
-injects with heroin-
Patient: “I’m cured!”
Guy: “Wow House we should have listened to you.”

RINSE AND REPEAT FOR 8 FUCKING SEASONS. 

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worldofwhorecraft:

grahamkelsey:

SO FUCKING MAD RIGHT NOW!!!

GOING TO GO COMMIT A MURDER!!!!

if you havin’ card problems i feel bad for you son
i got 99 problems but a d3 install ain’t one

OP why would you play diablo iii on a mobile 4 series. Why. Why the fuck is why with you.

The fact that you even THOUGHT you could play it with that is fucking laughable.  You deserve not to play this game.

toomanykids:

Sassy Jynx ain’t need no trainer

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